Woody Allen

If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.

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J. R. R. Tolkien

...for advice is a dangerous gift, even from the wise to the wise, and all courses may run ill.

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James Halliwell

If wishes were horses, beggars would ride.

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Anon.

LSD melts your mind, not in your hand.

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Alfred Hitchcock

We seem to have a compulsion these days to bury time capsules in order to give those people living in the next century or so some idea of what we are like. I have prepared one of my own. I have placed some rather large samples of dynamite, gunpowder, and nitroglycerin. My time capsule is set to go off in the year 3000. It will show them what we are really like.

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William Shakespeare, "Othello", Act 3 scene 3

O, beware, my lord, of jealousy! It is the green-eyed monster which doth mock
The meat it feeds on.

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Horace

You have played enough you have eaten and drunk enough. Now it is time for you to depart.

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Clementine Paddleford

Never grow a wishbone where your backbone ought to be.

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Carl Jung, "Memories, Dreams, Reflections", 1962

As far as we can discern, the sole purpose of human existence is to kindle a light in the darkness of mere being.

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Lydia M. Child

Genius hath electric power which earth can never tame.

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William Safire

Decide on some imperfect Somebody and you will win, because the truest truism in politics is You can't beat Somebody with Nobody.

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