Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

It's funny that pirates were always going around searching for treasure, and they never realized that the real treasure was the fond memories they were creating.

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Steve Pavlina, How to Win an Argument, 08-31-05

If someone offers you a gift, and you decline to accept it, the other person still owns that gift. The same is true of insults and verbal attacks.

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Yogi Berra

The future ain't what it used to be.

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Child Age 15

Whenever I start getting sad about where I am in my life, I think about the last words of my favorite uncle A truck

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C. G. Jung

We cannot change anything until we accept it. Condemnation does not liberate, it oppresses.

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Martin Luther King Jr., Strength to Love, 1963

The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy.

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Abdul Baha, Bahai Writings

If a man has ten good qualities and one bad one, to look at the ten and forget the one, and if a man has ten bad qualities and one good one, to look at the one and forget the ten.

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Robert Collyer

A man's best friends are his ten fingers.

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Mark Twain, Following the Equator

A human being has a natural desire to have more of a good thing than he needs.

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T. S. Eliot

So far as we are human, what we do must be either evil or good so far as we do evil or good, we are human and it is better, in a paradoxical way, to do evil than to do nothing at least we exist.

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Joe Moore

Marriage love, honor, and negotiate.

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Anonymous

The best defense against the atom bomb is not to be there when it goes off.

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