Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

If you ever have to steal money from your kid, and later on he discovers it's gone, I think a good thing to do is to blame it on Santa Claus.

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Yassir Arafat

Choose your friends carefully. Your enemies will choose you.

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Lord Byron

Opinions are made to be changed - or how is the truth to be got at.

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Anton Pavlovich Chekhov

If you cry 'Forward' you must without fail make plain in what direction to go. Don't you see that if, without doing so, you call out the word to both a monk and a revolutionary, they will go in directions precisely opposite

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J. K. Rowling

Ah, music. A magic beyond all we do here

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Robert Francis Kennedy

Each time a person stands up for an ideal, or acts to improve the lot of others, or strikes out against injustice, he sends forth a tiny ripple of hope, and crossing each other from a million different centers of energy and daring, these ripples build a current that can sweep down the mightiest walls of oppression and resistance.

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William Shakespeare

Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo Deny thy father, and refuse thy name...

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Woody Allen

Thought: Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.

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Simone de Beauvoir

It is not in giving life but in risking life that man is raised above the animal that is why superiority has been accorded in humanity not to the sex that brings forth but to that which kills.

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Harold Stephens

There is a great difference between worry and concern. A worried person sees a problem, and a concerned person solves a problem.

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Afranius

The wise man will love; all others will desire.

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Terence

What is done let us leave alone.

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