Billy Madison

Billy No I will not make out with you. Did ya hear that this girl wants to make out with me in the middle of class. You got Chlorophyll Man up there talking about God knows what and all she can talk about is making out with me. I'm here to learn, everybody, not to make out with you. Go on with the chlorophyll.

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Terry Pratchett, Equal Rites

For animals, the entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate with, (b) eat, (c) run away from, and (d) rocks.

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Author Unknown

A great fortune in the hands of a fool is a great misfortune.

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Isak Dineson

Through all the world there goes one long cry from the heart of the artist Give me leave to do my utmost.

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Johnny Carson

Only lie about the future.

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Dante Alighieri

The experience of this sweet life. L'esperienza de questa dolce vita.

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Marty Indik

Half of analysis is anal.

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Kenneth Tynan

A neurosis is a secret that you don't know you are keeping.

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Aimee Martin

Love is a flame that burns in heaven, And whose soft reflections radiate to us. Two worlds are opened, two lives given to it. It is by love tht we double our being It is by love that we approach God.

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Lloyd Douglas

If a man harbors any sort of fear, it ... makes him landlord to a ghost.

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Shimon Peres

If a problem has no solution, it may not be a problem, but a fact - not to be solved, but to be coped with over time.

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Robert Jordan, The Fires of Heaven

We all make our limits, and we set them further out than we have any right.

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