H.L. Mencken

Men are the only animals that devote themselves, day in and day out, to making one another unhappy. It is an art like any other. Its virtuosi are called altruists.

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Edmond de Concourt

A painting in a museum hears more ridiculous opinions than anything else in the world.

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Cullen Hightower

Saying what we think gives us a wider conversational range than saying what we know.

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Ralph Waldo Emerson

I expect to pass through this world but once. Any good therefore that I can do or any kindness that I can show for any fellow creature, let me do it now. Let me not defer or neglect it, for I shall not pass this way again.

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Robert Benchley

For a nation which has an almost evil reputation for bustle, bustle, bustle, and rush, rush, rush, we spend an enormous amount of time standing around in line in front of windows, just waiting.

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Josh Billings

No one can disgrace us but ourselves.

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Lewis Carroll

Take care of the sense and the sounds will take care of themselves.

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Ed Daley

Surfing is good for the soul, worries seems to drift away as you scan the horizon for the next wave.

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Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

We should be eternally vigilant against attempts to check the expression of opinions that we loathe.

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Gail Sheehy

If every day is an awakening, you will never grow old. You will just keep growing.

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Trey and Matt Stone Parker

Sometimes what's right isn't as important as what's profitable.

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