So I Married an Axe Murderer

Harriet What do you look for in a woman you date Charlie Well, I know everyone always says sense of humor, but I'd really have to go with breast size.

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Jane Austen

One half of the world cannot understand the pleasures of the other.

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Benjamin H. Brewster

A lawyer starts life giving $500 worth of law for $5 and ends giving $5 worth for $500.

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Julie Burchill

Being a child is horrible. It is slightly better than being a tree or a piece of heavy machinery but not half as good as being a domestic cat.

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Albert Camus

You cannot acquire experience by making experiments. You cannot create experience. You must undergo it.

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Carl Gustav Jung

Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart ... Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside, awakens.

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Seneca

While the fates permit, live happily life speeds on with hurried step, and with winged days the wheel of the headlong year is turned.

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Publilius Syrus

He doubly benefits the needy who gives quickly.

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John Fitzgerald Kennedy

I look forward to an America which will not be afraid of grace and beauty.

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Thomas Jefferson

There is a natural aristocracy among men. The grounds of this are virtue and talents.

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Julie Arabi

A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, adored by little statesmen and philosophers and divines. With consistency a great soul has simply nothing to do.

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Willa Sibert Cather

That is happiness to be dissolved into something complete and great.

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