Woody Allen

At the opera in Milan with my daughter and me, Needleman leaned out of his box and fell into the orchestra pit. Too proud to admit it was a mistake, he attended the opera every night for a month and repeated it each time.

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Charlotte Bronte, Jane Eyre pg. 61

If all the world hated you and believed you wicked, while your own conscience approved of you and absolved you from guilt, you would not be without friends.

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Arthur C. Clarke

CNN is one of the participants in the war. I have a fantasy where Ted Turner is elected president but refuses because he doesn't want to give up power.

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Bill Watterson

People who get nostalgic about childhood were obviously never children.

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Friedrich Nietzsche

In heaven all the interesting people are missing.

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William Blake

When the doors of perception are cleansed, man will see things as they truly are, infinite.

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Dixie Lee Ray

A nuclear power plant is infinently safer than eating, because 300 people choke to death on food every year.

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John N. Mitchell

You will be better advised to watch what we do instead of what we say.

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Romanian Proverb

An ass is but an ass, though laden with gold.

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Publilius Syrus

Learn to see in another's calamity the ills which you should avoid.

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Michael Johnson

Life is often compared to a marathon, but I think it is more like being a sprinter; long stretches of hard work punctuated by brief moments in which we are given the opportunity to perform at our best.

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