Hunter S. Thompson

No man is so foolish but he may sometimes give another good counsel, and no man so wise that he may not easily err if he takes no other counsel than his own. He that is taught only by himself has a fool for a master.

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Joaquin Setanti

Be wary of the man who urges an action in which he himself incurs no risk.

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Abraham Lincoln

I will prepare and some day my chance will come.

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Adam Savage, Mythbusters TV show

I reject your reality and substitute my own!

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George Bernard Shaw

Let a short Act of Parliament be passed, placing all street musicians outside the protection of the law, so that any citizen may assail them with stones, sticks, knives, pistols, or bombs without incurring any penalties.

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Bernard Mannes Baruch

I was eleven, then I was sixteen. Though no honors came my way, those were the lovely years.

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Randolph Silliman Bourne

Friendships are fragile things, and require as much handling as any other fragile and precious thing.

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Unknown

Teach children to be polite and courteous in the home, and, when he grows up, he will never be able to edge his car onto a freeway.

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Marvin Minsky

Imagine what it would be like if TV actually were good. It would be the end of everything we know.

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Kahlil Gibran

When you have solved all the mysteries of life you long for death, for it is but another mystery of life.

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So I Married an Axe Murderer

Charlie Woman... woe-man... whoooa-man. She was a thief, you got to believe, she stole my heart and my cat. Judy, Betty, Josie and those hot Pussycats... they made me horny, on Saturday morning... girls of cartoo-ins will leave me in ruins... I want to to be Betty's Barney. Jane... get me off this crazy thing... called love.

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Harper Lee

Until I feared I would lose it, I never loved to read. One does not love breathing.

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