Marc Maihueird

Love is what we call the situation which occurs when two people who are sexually comptatible discover that they can also tolerate one another in various other circumstances.

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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

It's probably not a good idea to be chewing on a toothpick if you're talking to the president, because what if he tells a funny joke and you laugh so hard you spit the toothpick out and it hits him in the face or something.

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Penn Jillette

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them.

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Herman Melville

There are certain queer times and occasions in this strange mixed affair we call life when a man takes the whole universe for a vast practical joke.

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Edward Abbey

Anarchism is founded on the observation that since few men are wise enough to rule themselves, even fewer are wise enough to rule others.

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Albert Einstein, speech

Never underestimate your own ignorance.

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Jeffery F. Chamberlain

In a country as big as the United States, you can find fifty examples of anything.

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Warren Bennis

Excellence is a better teacher than mediocrity. The lessons of the ordinary are everywhere. Truly profound and original insights are to be found only in studying the exemplary.

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Heraclitus

It is better to hide ignorance, but it is hard to do this when we relax over wine.

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Sir Walter Scott

Oh, what a tangled web we weave, When first we practice to deceive

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