Vilhjlmur Stefnsson

The philosophers of the Middle Ages demonstrated both that the Earth did not exist and also that it was flat. Today they are still arguing about whether the world exists, but they no longer dispute about whether it is flat.

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Helen Keller

Is there anything worse than being blind? Yes, a man with sight and no vision.

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Clive Jones

Common sense and sense of humor are the same thing moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.

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Samuel Butler

Arguments are like fire-arms which a man may keep at home but should not carry about with him.

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Unknown

Every success is built on the ability to do better than good enough.

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Dwight D. Eisenhower, Inaugural Address, January 20, 1953

A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both.

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Seen on a button

I am into parallel monogamy.

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David Brinkley

The one function TV news performs very well is that when there is no news we give it to you with the same emphasis as if there were.

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Jim

Death is as casual-and often as unexpected-as birth. It is as difficult to define grief as joy. Each is finite. Each will fade.

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Aharon Appelfeld

People who lose their parents when young are permanently in love with them.

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Benjamin Franklin

God heals, and the doctor takes the fees.

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