Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

I hope in the future Americans are thought of as a warlike, vicious people, because I bet a lot of high schools would pick 'Americans' as their mascot.

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William Safire

What we don't need to know for achievement, we need to know for our pleasure. Knowing how things work is the basis for appreciation, and is thus a source of civilized delight.

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Walt Kelly

There is no need to sally forth, for it remains true that those things which make us human are, curiously enough, always close at hand. Resolve then, that on this very ground, with small flags waving and tiny blasts of tiny trumpets, we have met the enemy, and not only may he be ours, he may be us.

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Aretha Franklin

I always felt rock and roll was very, very wholesome music.

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Dan Quayle, beginning a speech at an Apollo 11 anniversary celebration

My fellow astronauts...

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Ralph Waldo Emerson

We are students of words: we are shut up in schools, and colleges, and recitation-rooms, for ten or fifteen years, and come out at last with a bag of wind, a memory of words, and do not know a thing.

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Elizabeth II

I cannot lead you into battle. I do not give you laws or administer justice but I can do something else-I can give my heart and my devotion to these old islands and to all the peoples of our brotherhood of nations.

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Thales

A multitude of words is no proof of a prudent mind.

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James Agee

A mother never realizes that her children are no longer children.

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Marie de Rabutin-Chantal

We cannot destroy kindred: Our chains stretch a little sometimes, but they never break.

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