Robert Heinlein, Excerpt from the notebooks of Lazarus Long, "Time Enough for Love"

People who go broke in a big way never miss any meals. It is the poor jerk who is shy a half slug who must tighten his belt.

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Fran Lebowitz

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or or not.

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Ralph J. Smith

Engineering is the professional art of applying science to the optimum conversion of natural resources to the benefit of man.

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Steven Wright

I went to a store and asked if they had anything to put under coasters.

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Wilson Mizner

God help those who do not help themselves.

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George Levinger

What counts in making a happy marriage is not so much how compatible you are, but how you deal with incompatibility.

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Seneca

What difference does it make how much you have What you do not have amounts to much more.

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Antoine de Saint-Exupery, "The Little Prince", 1943

Grown-ups never understand anything for themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be always and forever explaining things to them.

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Edmund Waller, Go, Lovely Rose: stanza 1

Go, lovely rose! Tell her that wastes her time and me
That now she knows,
When I resemble her to thee,
How sweet and fair she seems to be.

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Joseph Conrad

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends.

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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

People just naturally assume that dogs would be incapable of working together on some sort of construction project. But what about just a big field full of holes

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