Dumb & Dumber

Harry Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.

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Leo C. Rosten

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

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Oprah Winfrey

Living in the moment brings you a sense of reverence for all of life's blessings.

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Thomas Sowell, Is Reality Optional?, 1993

Much of the social history of the Western world over the past three decades has involved replacing what worked with what sounded good. In area after area - crime, education, housing, race relations - the situation has gotten worse after the bright new theories were put into operation. The amazing thing is that this history of failure and disaster has neither discouraged the social engineers nor discredited them.

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Gwendolyn Brooks

To be in love Is to touch with a lighter hand. In yourself you stretch, you are well.

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M. Scott Peck

You cannot truly listen to anyone and do anything else at the same time.

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Johathan Edwards

Nothing sets a person so much out of the devil's reach as humility.

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Logan Pearsall Smith

What is more mortifying than to feel that you have missed the plum for want of courage to shake the tree?

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Judith Viorst

One advantage of marriage, it seems to me, is that when you fall out of love with him, or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you maybe fall in love again.

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Cicero

In men of the highest character and noblest genius there is to be found an insatiable desire for honour, command, power, and glory.

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Aphra Behn

Variety is the soul of pleasure.

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