Jean Baudrillard

There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.

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Andr Gide

It is better to be hated for who you are than to be loved for what you are not.

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Mark Twain

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.

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J. Krishnamurti, Beginnings of Learning

When one loses the deep intimate relationship with nature, then temples, mosques and churches become important.

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Zig Ziglar

This I do know beyond any reasonable doubt. Regardless of what you are doing, if you pump long enough, hard enough and enthusiastically enough, sooner or later the effort will bring forth the reward.

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Richard M. Nixon

The Chinese use two brush strokes to write the word 'crisis.' One brush stroke stands for danger the other for opportunity. In a crisis, be aware of the danger - but recognize the opportunity.

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Craig Volk

I'd rather get my brains blown out in the wild than wait in terror at the slaughterhouse.

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W. Somerset Maugham

There is hardly anyone whose sexual life, if it were broadcast, would not fill the world at large with surprise and horror.

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Francis Bacon

A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds.

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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

I remember how, in college, I got that part-time job as a circus clown, and how the children would laugh and laugh at me. I vowed, then and there, that I would get revenge.

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