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Ed Doctors say that Nordberg has a 50 - 50 chance of living, though there's only a 10 percent chance of that.

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Jerry Coleman

Sometimes, big trees grow out of acorns. I think I heard that from a squirrel.

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Johann von Goethe

Everybody wants to be somebody nobody wants to grow.

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Bruce Henderson

The essential element of successful strategy is that it derives its success from the differences between competitors with a consequent difference in their behavior. Ordinarily, this means that any corporate policy and plan which is typical of the industry is doomed to mediocrity. Where this is not so, it should be possible to demonstrate that all other competitors are at a distinct disadvantage.

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Samuel Palmer

Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.

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Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Small minds are much distressed by little things. Great minds see them all but are not upset by them.

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Pam Brown

Odd how much it hurts when a friend moves away- and leaves behind only silence.

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Theodore Roosevelt

Rhetoric is a poor substitute for action, and we have trusted only to rhetoric. If we are really to be a great nation, we must not merely talk we must act big.

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Johann von Neumann

The sciences do not try to explain, they hardly even try to interpret, they mainly make models. By a model is meant a mathematical construct which, with the addition of certain verbal interpretations, describes observed phenomena. The justification of such a mathematical construct is solely and precisely that it is expected to work.

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P. J. O\'Rourke

Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered rifle and scope.

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Ralph Waldo Emerson

Be careful what you set your heart on, for it will surely be yours.

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Johnson

It is the great privilege of poverty to be happy and yet unenvied, to be healthy with physic, secure without a guard, and to obtain from the bounty of nature what the great and wealthy are compelled to procure by the help of art.

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