Cicero

Not to know what has been transacted in former times is to be always a child. If no use is made of the labors of past ages, the world must remain always in the infancy of knowledge.

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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

I'd like to see a nude opera, because when they hit those high notes I bet you can really see it in those genitals.

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Benjamin McLane Spock

What good mothers and fathers instinctively feel like doing for their babies is usually best after all.

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Alexander Solzhenitsyn

Our envy of others devours us most of all.

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Plutarch

To find a fault is easy; to do better may be difficult.

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Pablo Picasso

The artist is a receptacle for emotions that come from all over the place: from the sky, from the earth, from a scrap of paper, from a passing shape...

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Albert Schweitzer

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory.

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Lemony Snicket, A Series of Unfortunate Events: The Hostile Hospital

Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree what they are made of, where they come from, or how often the should appear.

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Irish Proverb

It's easy to halve the potato where there's love.

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Scott Adams

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.

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Samuel Johnson

There are, in every age, new errors to be rectified and new prejudices to be opposed.

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