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Judge Smails It's easy to grin When your ship comes in And you've got the stock market beat. But the man worthwhile, Is the man who can smile, When his shorts are too tight in the seat.

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H. Jackson Brown Jr.

When you hear a kind word spoken about a friend, tell him so.

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Mahatma Gandhi

You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty.

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Indira Ghandi

Whenever you take a step forward you are bound to disturb something. You disturb the air as you go forward, you disturb the dust, the ground.

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Samuel Johnson

What we hope ever to do with ease we may learn first to do with diligence.

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Samuel McChord Crothers

A prose writer gets tired of writing prose, and wants to be a poet. So he begins every line with a capital letter, and keeps on writing prose.

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Deng Xiaoping

By following the concept of 'one country, two systems,' you don't swallow me up nor I you.

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Ralph Waldo Emerson

You cannot do a kindness too soon, for you never know how soon it will be too late.

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Norman Brenner

The intermediate stage between socialism and capitalism is alcoholism.

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George Santayana

The loneliest woman in the world is a woman without a close woman friend.

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